Sticks & Steaks

"don't threaten us with a good time"

Old mates scattered far do convene,
to hack up the fairways and greens,
they travel far for steaks and cigars,
whisky poured neat, a glorious feat,
what a splendid time it will be.

Quorum

The gatherings may happen anywhere, at any time, so long as three people attend, play at least two rounds of golf, eat steaks and smoke cigars at least one night.

Six per Side

We say "six per side" because 6 mulligans are allowed per 9 holes, steaks are cooked 6 minutes per side, and cigars must be at least 6" × 60 ring gauge.

Events

  • October, 2026 TBD
  • April 12–14, 2026 Big Canoe Golf Club - Marble Hill, GA
  • September 18, 2025 Morris Park - South Bend, IN
  • September 3–4, 2025 Hermitage Golf Links - Nashville, TN
  • October 8, 2023 Chariot Run Golf Club - Laconia, IN
  • October 7, 2019 Chestatee Golf Club - Gainesville, GA